pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via adorkablepenguins)

pmon3y69:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

this guy is my twin, who is this human

pmon3y69:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

this guy is my twin, who is this human

(Source: shrugging, via adorkablepenguins)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

image

(via crossroadscastiel)

joshpeck:

12yroldblogger:

OH MY GOD

my only question is why

(via adorkablepenguins)

im-just-here-for-the-food:

'Am in my mum car' Vine by Tish Simmonds

(Source: edsheeran, via code-ginger)

Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: you're making me blush!
Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
Normal people: we're spooning
Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle

*falls asleep to movie at night*

somehow wakes in middle of night to play it again & avoid infomercials

*immediately falls back asleep*

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via adorkablepenguins)

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

(via adorkablepenguins)

fabulousvikinglovers:

Eric Northman: “We can be assholes.” (True Blood, 7x05)

(Source: themanwhoknewtoolittle, via ericandsookielovers)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now